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Amazing Media: Web Advertising YOU Control! Alternative Garlic Jr. Saga Submitted by Nihor. (setting: after Garlic Jr. was sent into his Deadzone, Goku and gang waited for the Dragon Balls to reappear so they could make their wish...) Krillin: Blah blah, this is gonna be great, the Eternal Dragon is real scary and stuff... Goku: You're right Krillin, I think I'm gonna wish for a new wife... maybe one that isn't named after boobies... Damn Chi-Chi doesn't even put out anymore... I think I'll get a crackwhore named Assface, that way, she's always ready to go. Gohan: But Daddy, I thought you were gonna wish for me some new clothes, I tired of running around in this freaking dress. Goku: Shut the hell up, I should wish for you to stop whining constantly. Besides, you'll get new clothes when my evil brother comes to earth. Piccolo will kill both of us, yank out your tail, and become your new damned daddy. Piccolo: Bitch, please... I'm still a bad guy. Krillin: Shouldn't I be acting silly or falling by now? (Kami appears with a rather dull thud) Kami: Will all of you shut UP!!!! I'm the elder Namek, so I'm gonna make the wish. (Everyone else): Damn... Kami: Eternal Dragon, Shen Long, Magic trouser snake... APPEAR.. blah..blah.. grant me my wish... (Dragon appears) Shen Long: What is it now? Kami: I want you to make Garlic Jr. a mortal again, so that he may die in the horrible hell he created in his hate for all of us, to which he was doomed to live an eternity, or until someone let him out, but... Shen Long: SHUT UP you wrinkled toad... I mean... Your wish has been granted. Farewell. (Shen Long poofs away, dragon balls turn to rocks) Kami: Hah, I did it. Garlic Jr. (inside the Deadzone...): Damn it... (drops dead) Everyone: Yay. (Everyone laughs and smiles, except Piccolo...) ----Fast foward to Garlic Jr. saga, setting: Krillin, Gohan and Piccolo are all at Kami's castle in the clouds...---- Gohan: Hey, does anyone remember that Garlic Jr. guy? Krillin: Yeah. Kami: He died in the personal hell of oblivion and despair he created. Bitch. Gohan: I miss my daddy... Everyone Else: Mmm hmmm (in that anime head nod thing everyone does...) THE END  If you would like to put any images or movies from my website onto yours, please email me at FireheartZ. Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all property of Bird Studio/Shueisha, Toei Animation. Licensed by FUNimation Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. |
   
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