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Amazing Media: Web Advertising YOU Control! DBZ Springer! Submitted by Nihor. The Jerry Springer Show logo appears. The crowd is shown clapping as Jerry makes his way onto the stage. Jerry: Welcome everyone. Todays topic is My girlfriend left me for the man responsible for my death.So lets get things started.Id like you all to welcome Yamcha. Come on out, Yamcha Yamcha enters from the side and sits down. Jerry: So, Yamcha, tell us about you and your girlfriend Bulma. Yamcha: Well, we met when we were very young, like when we were in our late teens. At first we were kinda enemies, but soon we became inseparable. We were madly in love. Jerry: So what went wrong. Yamcha: Well, a couple of years back, Earth was attacked by evil Saiyans from outer space. Me and a couple of my friends tried to defeat them and sadly I died. Audience boos Yamcha: Anyway, Goku, a friend of mine, let Vegita, one of the Saiyans, live. Everyone thought he turned good when he helped Goku out on Planet Namek after that, especially Bulma. Soon after that, she left me for him. Audience boos again. Jerry: We have a surprise for you Yamcha. Lets bring out Bulma. Bulma enters the stage and sits next to Yamcha. She is angry. Bulma: Yamcha, why the (beep) did you have to drag me on this god-(beep) show. I have a life to live unlike you. Yamcha: Bulma, I want you back. Bulma: Well you can't have me. Vegita's my man. Jerry: Calm down everyone. Bulma, tell me why you left Yamcha. Bulma: Cause hes a slut. Crowd: Jerry, Jerry. Yamcha: Shes a (beep)ing liar. Bulma: You should see him. He eyes any (beep) that walks in the room. Yamcha: Thats not(he stops talking as he watches a female bodyguard walk bye) Can I have your number, baby? Bulma slaps him. Bulma: See what I mean. Yamcha: Thats just one person. Bulma: Oh, hell no. Yamcha: Name one. Bulma(quickly): Marron Yamcha: Oops, forgot about her. Bulma: See. If I went with that mother (beep)er again, hed cheat on me the first chance he gets. Jerry: Yamcha. What do you have to say about this? Bulma (interrupting): He only liked me because he wanted some of this. (She rips of her shirt and her bra. The crowd cheers. Yamcha starts to drool.) Crowd: Jerry, Jerry! Bulma starts swearing like crazy. Security guards grab her and drag her off the stage. Jerry: Now thats over with, lets bring out her lover Vegita. Vegita enters and sits down by Yamcha. Jerry: Vegita, why dont you tell us why you killed Yamcha. Vegita: Well, the little (beep) got in the way of my plans to destroy the Earth. Jerry: Why would you want to destroy the earth? Vegita: Im a Saiyan, its what I do. Yamcha: I cant believe I was left for this (beep)ing psycho. Vegita: What the (beep) did you say, Yamcha? Yamcha: Kiss my (beep). Vegita: (beep) you! Jerry: Calm down everyone. Vegita: Hes just pissed of cause I'm more of a man then he'll ever be. Crowd begins chanting again. Yamcha: You're not even a man, you're a (beep)ing monkey. Vegita holds up his hand and fires a Big Bang Attack at Yamcha. It goes through his stomach causing him to die. Jerry: Holy (beep)!!! Vegita: Thats what you get for (beep)ing with my girl. Crowd: Jerry, Jerry!! Jerry: Uh, we'll be right back after these messages. Jerry Springer Show logo appears. Cut to commercials.  If you would like to put any images or movies from my website onto yours, please email me at FireheartZ. Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all property of Bird Studio/Shueisha, Toei Animation. Licensed by FUNimation Productions, Inc. All Rights Reserved. |
   
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